Republican “Jobs Bill”: Lift The Ban On Dwarf Tossing

In a move that will increase employment by at least three, a Republican in Florida is proposing lifting the ban on dwarf tossing

Representative Ritch Workman, a Melbourne Republican, has introduced a bill to undo a ban on “dwarf-tossing” as part of what he says is his mission to repeal overreaching and outdated laws from Florida’s books. Though the dwarf-tossing measure is not a “jobs bill,” he said, it may put a few people to work in a state where unemployment is 1.6 percentage points above the national average. Dwarf-tossing, a competition in which bar patrons see how far they can throw little people in protective gear, was banned in Florida in 1989 after opponents complained that it was dangerous and dehumanizing.

Via Joe Heller

“If Obama made a speech in support of oxygen, at least 10% of the nation would suffocate themselves in protest.”

“Keep the government out of my medicare” – protester holding a sign at a townhall meeting.

I don’t generally like or support Barney Frank, but god the man is funny. I wish he would go to EVERY townhall and stand up to the deathers like this! He gives us this weeks “Answered with a Question”

FTW.